After a lengthy hiatus, Max Power has returned.
His absence was the result of many factors, including, but not limited to: gin, weed, apathy and some minor legal issues (who knew stabbing a hobo was even a crime?).
What has precipitated this return?
He’s been inspired to serve as a narrator for Yahoo!‘s final descent into uselessness. The former internet giant is quickly dying, and Max Power will be tossing stones and mocking the death spasms.
- This is the 2009 AVN Award Winner for Best Blowjob. She is one of the few people on earth that sucks more cock than Yahoo!
I (you can refer to yourself in the third person* only so many times before you start to feel like a huge prick) will be making this a regular topic, focusing on many different aspects of Y!’s suckishness, including their completely useless search marketing platform (that’s being turned over to microsoft), the ridiculously retarded “Top Stories” on their homepage, and their general incompetence regarding every aspect of their business. Except Free Fantasy Sports. That’s really the only thing Yahoo!’s got going for them at this point.
I’ll be back with more later.
*since I’m referring to myself by an alias, would that make it the 4th person? Max Power is confused, needs gin.
