The Stable

Gag Halfront
As a respected technical writer for a top financial institution in Chicago’s Loop, Gag Halfront got to spend his days blowing up expensive stuff and writing about why the stuff wasn’t worth putting back together. Now, he gets to blow up the intentions of lesser people and write about why they’re not worth salvaging.

When Gag’s not blowing stuff up, he’s dreaming of brewing beer and riding off-road (not always at the same time).

DB Fraizer
As a dynamic copywriter whose portfolio includes multiple Fortune 250 companies, DB Fraizer appreciated his co-workers but not always their corporation’s mission statement. Now, DB gets to fulfill his dream – pissing off people who got a leg up and are now pissing on the underdog.

When DB’s not busy pissing people off, he’s dreaming of the New Mexican countryside and of a little town up the mountain named Ruidoso.

Jezalyn Faythe
“I live in a hole. The end.”

Max Power
Max Power believes there are three ways to do things: The Right Way, The Wrong Way, And the Max Power Way, which may in fact be similar to the Wrong Way, but it’s often faster and involves more alcohol.  Max’s interests include beer, gin, professional and fantasy sports, samurai swords, rum…and other miscellaneous instances of Awesome that are found in everyday life.  For a nominal fee, Max will share those things with others.  Or, perhaps, he will just mock and belittle things in a hostile and sarcastic manner.  There’s no way to know for sure.