The Pledge

Corporate Whoredom pledges to give unadulterated reviews, reports and editorials about stories that come across its path.

Corporate Whoredom pledges to not write favorably about products / services / companies / news it does not believe in.

Corporate Whoredom pledges to write favorably about products / services / companies / news it does not believe in only when paid handsomely to do so, and will inform the Whoredom – AKA “the readers” – when Corporate Whoredom is getting paid handsomely to do so. Corporate Whoredom further pledges to inform the Whoredom many, many times within the post of the handsomely-paid fees, even so far as to disclosing terms of the agreement (when possible).

Corporate Whoredom will not exchange links/feeds with any sites/blogs it does not believe in.

Corporate Whoredom will exchange links/feeds with sites/blogs it does not believe in when paid handsomely to do so, and will inform the Whoredom of such payment. Corporate Whoredom further promises to disclose a section for links that have paid Corporate Whoredom for the undeserved privilege of having their URL placed on Corporate Whoredom‘s site.

Corporate Whoredom pledges to not write favorably about products / services / companies / news items Corporate Whoredom loathes.

Corporate Whore pledges to write favorable about products / services / companies / news Corporate Whoredom loathes only when all staff members of Corporate Whoredom have been paid so handsomely as to have been set up financially for life.

Corporate Whoredom will not write favorably about products / services / companies / news it dislikes-with-an-undying-passion.

Corporate Whoredom will write favorably about products / services / companies / news it dislikes-with-an-undying-passion under the following 2 prescribed conditions: 1) all staff members of Corporate Whoredom have been paid so handsomely as to have been set up financially for life and 2) all universal metaphysical criteria have been met and Hell / Gehenna / place of unrest has officially been frozen, again.