Yahoo! …Still Sucking as Hard as Ever

At some point in the past (4 days ago), I may have mentioned the ass-suckingly awful qualities of Yahoo! Well, the Yahoo! “top stories” have noticed, and decided to offer me additional evidence to support my theory that Yahoo! is quickly becoming the infected asshole of the internet. I present: Why Michelle Obama’s Hair Matters

Yahoo! …Sucks!

After a lengthy hiatus, Max Power has returned. His absence was the result of many factors, including, but not limited to: gin, weed, apathy and some minor legal issues (who knew stabbing a hobo was even a crime?). What has precipitated this return? He’s been inspired to serve as a narrator for Yahoo!‘s final descent [...]