The CW…. You Suck in a Way that Would Make Yahoo! Proud
I had a couple ideas for my newest post. I’ll get back to both of them in the coming days, but right now I need to take a moment to mock and belittle the useless, uncreative whores at the CW Network. 30 seconds ago I saw a preview for The Vampire Diaries. Based solely on [...]
Yahoo! …Still Sucking as Hard as Ever
At some point in the past (4 days ago), I may have mentioned the ass-suckingly awful qualities of Yahoo! Well, the Yahoo! “top stories” have noticed, and decided to offer me additional evidence to support my theory that Yahoo! is quickly becoming the infected asshole of the internet. I present: Why Michelle Obama’s Hair Matters
Yahoo! …Sucks!
After a lengthy hiatus, Max Power has returned. His absence was the result of many factors, including, but not limited to: gin, weed, apathy and some minor legal issues (who knew stabbing a hobo was even a crime?). What has precipitated this return? He’s been inspired to serve as a narrator for Yahoo!‘s final descent [...]
Saved By A-Rod…for Now…
I’ve been planning for the past few days to write about a new search site that’s been making a bit of news lately with unethical marketing practices and a generally poor business model. I feel it’s important for me to mock and belittle the recent actions of this company, and it’s important for me to [...]
Whores, Whores, Everywhere. Awesome!
So, the porn industry wants a government bailout to cover lost revenues caused by the current economic situation. Short answer: No. Long answer: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, assholes. I’ll elaborate. It’s the contention of Larry Flynt, the guy from Girls Gone Wild and several others that Americans are depressed about their current financial woes. Because of this depression, [...]
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