The CW…. You Suck in a Way that Would Make Yahoo! Proud
I had a couple ideas for my newest post. I’ll get back to both of them in the coming days, but right now I need to take a moment to mock and belittle the useless, uncreative whores at the CW Network. 30 seconds ago I saw a preview for The Vampire Diaries. Based solely on [...]
Yahoo! …Still Sucking as Hard as Ever
At some point in the past (4 days ago), I may have mentioned the ass-suckingly awful qualities of Yahoo! Well, the Yahoo! “top stories” have noticed, and decided to offer me additional evidence to support my theory that Yahoo! is quickly becoming the infected asshole of the internet. I present: Why Michelle Obama’s Hair Matters
Yahoo! …Sucks!
After a lengthy hiatus, Max Power has returned. His absence was the result of many factors, including, but not limited to: gin, weed, apathy and some minor legal issues (who knew stabbing a hobo was even a crime?). What has precipitated this return? He’s been inspired to serve as a narrator for Yahoo!‘s final descent [...]
Corporate Whoredom Spring ’09 Retreat
The 2009 Corporate Whoredom Spring Retreat has gone off without much a’hitch. The content schedule has been planned with meticulous attention to detail and with the hiring of our Conservative Political writer, Lac Luster, the 2009-10 year is geared to be our best year ever. I report with great sadness that Jesalyn Faythe will not [...]
Saved By A-Rod…for Now…
I’ve been planning for the past few days to write about a new search site that’s been making a bit of news lately with unethical marketing practices and a generally poor business model. I feel it’s important for me to mock and belittle the recent actions of this company, and it’s important for me to [...]
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