The CW…. You Suck in a Way that Would Make Yahoo! Proud
I had a couple ideas for my newest post. I’ll get back to both of them in the coming days, but right now I need to take a moment to mock and belittle the useless, uncreative whores at the CW Network. 30 seconds ago I saw a preview for The Vampire Diaries. Based solely on [...]
Saved By A-Rod…for Now…
I’ve been planning for the past few days to write about a new search site that’s been making a bit of news lately with unethical marketing practices and a generally poor business model. I feel it’s important for me to mock and belittle the recent actions of this company, and it’s important for me to [...]
Whores, Whores, Everywhere. Awesome!
So, the porn industry wants a government bailout to cover lost revenues caused by the current economic situation. Short answer: No. Long answer: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, assholes. I’ll elaborate. It’s the contention of Larry Flynt, the guy from Girls Gone Wild and several others that Americans are depressed about their current financial woes. Because of this depression, [...]
Not so sweet…
When I initially sat down to write a new article for my faithful reader, I intended to discuss the government bail-outs and share some thoughts about bears. That was two months ago. By now, everyone who is interested has been beaten in the face with hundreds of hours of media coverage discussing the bailouts, and [...]
