A-Rod Did ‘Roids / And I Don’t Care

ESPN.com has titled their coverage regarding Alex Rodriguez’s positive steroid test as “A Shock to the System.” They’ve got Buster Olney n crew in dull suits with stern and somber expressions on their faces when they tell this story. You’d think Lou Gehrig died all over again and the children are sobbing in their rooms. [...]

Chinese Democracy Is as Much Rock’s Savior as a Chinese Democracy

Corporate Whoredom has listened many many times to the album that was supposed to save Rock, Guns n Roses “The Chinese Democracy.” We’ve read David Fricke’s heroworsphipping of the album on rollingstone.com. (Now I remember why I canceled my subscription). We’ve listened to the WBCN interview with Slash. (Slash. Don’t be humble.) We’ve read Spin.com [...]