Boondock Saints 2.0 Triumph Part 5: And She Can Kick Your Ass
Of all the charges levied by movie critics against Troy Duffy’s Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, the charge that made the least sense was that of the objectification of Julie Benz’s character, “Special Agent Eunice Bloom.” Not only was this the charge least levied, but the reviews from critics who included this mad-lib template [...]
When Not to Ask Someone to Be Your FaceBook Fan – Time.Com Fail
More and more, people are realizing that New Media is getting older. Thousands of people a year are already passing on, leaving amongst other things, their online profiles. Handling a dead loved one’s online profile seems superfluous until FaceBook suggests that you friend someone who’s dead. Hopefully you won’t have to deal with this issue [...]
Mayer Pays TMZ $25K to Enhance Steet Cred
FoxNews.com reports that criminal hardass John “Snorky “ Mayer had a “bet” going with TMZ.com site editor Harvey Levin over whether or not TMZ could track down Mayer’s scandelous mugshot from his troubled, checkered past. The bet: $25,000 Snorky’s criminal background: Driving on a Suspended Licensed (2001) Whore It Out These icons link to social [...]
Arkansas Democrat Gazette Still Charges Users to Read Syndicated Content
(The Chappaquiddick Island incident in Ted’s words. Listen to him namedrop John Quincy Adams) So I was checking the online papers to see how many were writing about the life of Ted Kennedy while accidently forgetting to mention the word Chappaquiddick. Anyway, I could go to the Chicago Tribune and read their thoughts in their [...]
Whores, Whores, Everywhere. Awesome!
So, the porn industry wants a government bailout to cover lost revenues caused by the current economic situation. Short answer: No. Long answer: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, assholes. I’ll elaborate. It’s the contention of Larry Flynt, the guy from Girls Gone Wild and several others that Americans are depressed about their current financial woes. Because of this depression, [...]
