The CW…. You Suck in a Way that Would Make Yahoo! Proud
I had a couple ideas for my newest post. I’ll get back to both of them in the coming days, but right now I need to take a moment to mock and belittle the useless, uncreative whores at the CW Network. 30 seconds ago I saw a preview for The Vampire Diaries. Based solely on [...]
Yahoo! …Still Sucking as Hard as Ever
At some point in the past (4 days ago), I may have mentioned the ass-suckingly awful qualities of Yahoo! Well, the Yahoo! “top stories” have noticed, and decided to offer me additional evidence to support my theory that Yahoo! is quickly becoming the infected asshole of the internet. I present: Why Michelle Obama’s Hair Matters [...]
Yahoo! …Sucks!
After a lengthy hiatus, Max Power has returned. His absence was the result of many factors, including, but not limited to: gin, weed, apathy and some minor legal issues (who knew stabbing a hobo was even a crime?). What has precipitated this return? He’s been inspired to serve as a narrator for Yahoo!‘s final descent [...]




















