Bill Gates to Stop Hurricanes. Will Scientists Try to Stop Gates?
(Famed Software Genius (Pirate?) Bill Gates Sets out to Tame the High Seas) Bill Gates, the marketing genius who got the public hooked on Windows by giving it away for free is at it again. Nope, I’m not talking about how Microsoft keeps giving software away to students to keep strong a new generation’s addiction. [...]
Greenpeace, Did You Murder the Polar Bear?
Over a month ago, Corporate Whoredom reported how Max Power received a disturbing email from Greenpeace whereas Greenpeace said the Polar Bears would be extinct if certain demands were not met. Dear The All Mighty Max, Greenpeace polar bears 36 days | 2 hours | 10 minutes Time is running out! If you don’t take [...]
Obama, Elkhart, Ft. Myers
President Obama is going to learn quickly and painfully that the American patience goes all the way to the next commercial break. Change can take generations. Some cities can’t afford to wait that long. Families losing their homes should not stand for this. Nobody’s wrong. In classic American Cowboy tradition, Obama will need to keep [...]
A-Rod Did ‘Roids / And I Don’t Care
ESPN.com has titled their coverage regarding Alex Rodriguez’s positive steroid test as “A Shock to the System.” They’ve got Buster Olney n crew in dull suits with stern and somber expressions on their faces when they tell this story. You’d think Lou Gehrig died all over again and the children are sobbing in their rooms. [...]
Obama’s Bailout – Ever Primed a Pump?
Yes. The bailout bill – or should I say the first bailout bill under President Obama – is about to be voted on this upcoming Tuesday. Yeah, some schools will get upgrades, some lower class kids will get better educational opportunities. And the coast guards will have to go back to using their utility knives [...]
