Yahoo! …Still Sucking as Hard as Ever
At some point in the past (4 days ago), I may have mentioned the ass-suckingly awful qualities of Yahoo! Well, the Yahoo! “top stories” have noticed, and decided to offer me additional evidence to support my theory that Yahoo! is quickly becoming the infected asshole of the internet. I present: Why Michelle Obama’s Hair Matters [...]
Yahoo! …Sucks!
After a lengthy hiatus, Max Power has returned. His absence was the result of many factors, including, but not limited to: gin, weed, apathy and some minor legal issues (who knew stabbing a hobo was even a crime?). What has precipitated this return? He’s been inspired to serve as a narrator for Yahoo!‘s final descent [...]
Corporate Whoredom Spring ’09 Retreat
The 2009 Corporate Whoredom Spring Retreat has gone off without much a’hitch. The content schedule has been planned with meticulous attention to detail and with the hiring of our Conservative Political writer, Lac Luster, the 2009-10 year is geared to be our best year ever. I report with great sadness that Jesalyn Faythe will not [...]
