Mayer Pays TMZ $25K to Enhance Steet Cred
FoxNews.com reports that criminal hardass John “Snorky “ Mayer had a “bet” going with TMZ.com site editor Harvey Levin over whether or not TMZ could track down Mayer’s scandelous mugshot from his troubled, checkered past. The bet: $25,000 Snorky’s criminal background: Driving on a Suspended Licensed (2001) Whore It Out These icons link to social [...]
Arkansas Democrat Gazette Still Charges Users to Read Syndicated Content
(The Chappaquiddick Island incident in Ted’s words. Listen to him namedrop John Quincy Adams) So I was checking the online papers to see how many were writing about the life of Ted Kennedy while accidently forgetting to mention the word Chappaquiddick. Anyway, I could go to the Chicago Tribune and read their thoughts in their [...]
Yahoo! …Sucks!
After a lengthy hiatus, Max Power has returned. His absence was the result of many factors, including, but not limited to: gin, weed, apathy and some minor legal issues (who knew stabbing a hobo was even a crime?). What has precipitated this return? He’s been inspired to serve as a narrator for Yahoo!‘s final descent [...]
Bill Gates to Stop Hurricanes. Will Scientists Try to Stop Gates?
(Famed Software Genius (Pirate?) Bill Gates Sets out to Tame the High Seas) Bill Gates, the marketing genius who got the public hooked on Windows by giving it away for free is at it again. Nope, I’m not talking about how Microsoft keeps giving software away to students to keep strong a new generation’s addiction. [...]
