Corporate Whoredom Spring ’09 Retreat

Posted on | May 21, 2009 | No Comments

The 2009 Corporate Whoredom Spring Retreat has gone off without much a’hitch. The content schedule has been planned with meticulous attention to detail and with the hiring of our Conservative Political writer, Lac Luster, the 2009-10 year is geared to be our best year ever.

I report with great sadness that Jesalyn Faythe will not be writing for us this season. Scheduling conflicts are to blame. The good news is that she is pursing a personal project and when she is ready we will report more.

Lac Luster’s first heroic act was to make sure our supply chain was reinforced n kept in tact. There was a point in the retreat where we weren’t sure whether or not we had the resources to continue. But thanks to Lac’s bravery, the retreat continued fluidly.

It is this kind of resillience and agression that had C-HO open up the purse strings, pursue his tactical services, and pay him like an intern. Why else would we would we hire a kool-aid drinking right wing country boy?

2009-2010 Expectations

You will see more political sparring. Given how the US Federal Government owns almost as much of Wall St. as the Japanese, we figured it’d be appropriate.

You will also see us put more corporate products and solutions to the test. We will put them up against the cold, hard steel of Corporate Whoredom and see how they stand up.

Goshdamned mosquitos. Time to settle up with the resort manager n go play purchasing manager.

Anyone know the name of a good video camera?

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