Chinese Democracy Is as Much Rock’s Savior as a Chinese Democracy
Corporate Whoredom has listened many many times to the album that was supposed to save Rock, Guns n Roses “The Chinese Democracy.” We’ve read David Fricke’s heroworsphipping of the album on rollingstone.com. (Now I remember why I canceled my subscription). We’ve listened to the WBCN interview with Slash. (Slash. Don’t be humble.) We’ve read Spin.com [...]
Shopping to Death
I’ve stopped saying, “Corporate Whoredom in America couldn’t get any worse” because I am tired of being wrong. From Coast to Coast, American bargain shoppers stooped to unbelievable depths during Black Friday 2008 in their vane attempt to find a deal. I present to you the shopping whores at Walmart of Long Island, NY during [...]
Pure Evil…with a Colorful Candy Coating
I’ve recently become aware of a product that redefines awful. This product is a spin-off from a recognized and beloved brand. This new product spits in the face of the brand from which it was spawned. And then it violently sodomizes that brand. I’m talking, of course, about Chocolate Skittles. First, it’s important to recognize [...]
WSOP 2008 Main Event Live? Nope.
Before I begin, I have to give Peter Eastgate his props. Not only is he now the youngest player to win the WSOP main event (22 years), but now Phil Hellmuth can’t brag about being the youngest to win. Not only that, but the final four days of the 2008 WSOP Main Event had more [...]
